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Robot Pride

Danger Extreme Fascism

Danger Mentally Unstable
Danger
Mentally Unstable
and not
fully medicated
Keep safe distance

Special Orders

Calendars
Calendars with my Photography

PotMan
Nananananananana *TOKE* POT MAN!

Pax via supernus armamenta
Peace via Superior Firepower in Latin in a heraldic display. Also says Crush our Enemies. Cool distressed look on dark or light shirts.

Aces -N- Eights

Garden Geek
If gardening is your thing, this shirt is for you

Warning This is Not a Drill
Well that seems obvious

Don't Tread on Me

TSA, Doctors and Prostitutes
What do TSA Agents, Doctors and Prostitutes have in common?

Zombie Task Force - First Responder
How long would YOU last?

Quit Blowing Shit Up
Stop the war on terror? How about not blowing shit up? Shirt looks like it's written in arabic until you take a closer look. Loads of fun.

Quit Blowing Stuff Up
Stop the war on terror? How about not blowing stuff up first? Shirt looks like it's written in arabic until you take a closer look. This is the clean version as requested many times for people wh

I Love Beer

Nuke FIsh
Tired of seeing all the Jesus and Darwin Fish? Nuke 'em with the Nuke Fish. Guaranteed to bring smiles and ire from all around you.. An LCVending.Com original...

Squirrels

Boobies
I Love Boobies

Tractor Sexy

Bacon
I Love Bacon (MMM Bacon) Light and dark designs inside.

Diaper Task Force
Dirty Diapers? These are the first responders. Risking biohazards and asphyxiation.. Dark for the convenience of your laundry service.

No Bull

Music Pirate
For your file sharing, p2p using, music downloader. Show your attitude with this skull and crossbones wearing headphones with an MP3 eyepatch! Arrr!

Geek Boobies
Back in the old days before us geeks had high res monitors we had to make our porn from finely tailored bits and bytes... Welcome to Geek Boobies

Dark Side
Who doesn't like cookies? Feed your inner Sith Lord today..